The Wisdom of Harry S. Truman

 "It doesn't matter how big  a ranch ya' own, or how many cows ya' brand, the size of your funeral is  still gonna  depend on the weather."

"My choice early in life was either to  be a piano player in a whorehouse or a politician.  And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference.   I, for  one, believe the piano player job to be much more honorable than current politicians."

Harry Truman